The Card It Ends With

The smash bros boast is the kind of meme that is built to be shared, so the game ends with a card you can send back into the feed. Not the dance, not the line - the read of which face you picked and how fast you felt the gap. That is the export move.

What the Card Carries

• The face you picked. The one you called least likely to ever step in the ring.
• The speed. How many seconds you took to feel the mismatch.
• The boast index. A score that says how far your pick really is from belonging.

Why the Speed Is the Score

A gap you can feel in half a second is a gap that will travel. The pick-the-least-likely challenge is a speed test on that instinct - three faces, one that belongs, two that do not, and you have to land on the farthest before the timer closes. The card is the record of how sharp that instinct actually was, which is the thing worth posting back.