Sharing Your Sensitivity Card
Your outrage radar, as a number. How well you read the bait before it reads you.
The card: your bait-reading score (how many posts you correctly flagged as ragebait before they hooked you), your top-comment prediction record, and your own ragebait index - how many times your last post was, in fact, the bait you were complaining about.
Why it is shareable: the card is funny at every score. A high score reads as "I know the algorithm better than the algorithm." A low score reads as "the algorithm was playing me the whole time." Both are confessions, and confessions are the whole genre.
The follow-up hook: "which bait was I reading when I posted that comment?" - pin the question and let the comment section become a pile-on of people catching you in their own ragebait. That is the loop the trend runs on.