Wizard Cat Typing: Office Mouthpiece
The cat says what you did not
A work message lands. Pick the reply the cat types for you.
Five classic office moments, three replies each: a mild brush-off, a cutting snark, or the full table-flip. The cat types your pick, and each pick earns survival points. Flip four in a row and the paws come off the keyboard. At the end the profile card tells you which version of you the cat actually speaks for.
Boss
Wizard Cat
Your Wizard Cat Mouthpiece Profile
About Wizard Cat Typing
Wizard cat typing is the game version of this week's fresh trend: a cut-out orange cat in a wizard hat that types the reply you would not send yourself. The cat's keyboard fills the bottom of the screen, and every message that lands from a boss or coworker gets one of three replies typed, character by character, with the paws doing the work.
How to Play
- A message arrives from the boss, a coworker, or the group chat. Three replies are on offer, worded but not labeled.
- Pick one and the cat types it out. The reply's intensity shows after the last character.
- Mild is 60 survival points, snark is 85, table-flip is 100, and four flips in a row sets the paws loose.
- After five rounds, your profile card shows which tier you default to and what that says about your last 1-on-1.
Tips
- Your first two picks are your honest answer. The card weighs every round, but the default is what you pick before you think.
- Flipping every round is not a strategy. It is the cat describing your last performance review.