Winning the Argument Nobody Asked For
The position is a contrived one. The win is showing you can hold it without blinking.
The classic positions: "I can save money and still travel", "I can be happy for several days in a row", "I can be both calm and a little unhinged". Each one is a contradiction on purpose - the Two Fishes move is to defend the contradiction instead of apologizing for it.
The audience changes the argument: the same defense that is charming on a friend is a fireable moment on a boss. The game lets you pick the listener first - parent, friend, or boss - because the win-rate is listener-dependent. You do not argue two fish. You argue two fish to a specific person.
The absurd generator: after the rounds, the generator takes your own contradiction ("I want to save money but I want the new shoes") and writes the Corbin-style defense for it - calm, patient, unbothered, and completely unconvincing. That is the share.