Two Fishes Debate Guide
The most reasonable absurd argument, delivered with TED-talk patience.
Where it came from: Corbin Mims on Love Island USA season 8, calmly explaining - "if you have two fish, that does not mean you must put one back". A dead-serious line about a non-issue, and the internet heard the whole philosophy of it.
How it is used: you take a "nobody asked you to defend" position - "I can save money and still travel", "I can be calm and a little unhinged at the same time" - and you win it with the patience of a man who would not argue the point. The joke is the delivery, not the logic.
The remix: a Two Fishes debate simulator - you get an absurd position, pick from three Corbin-style arguments, and the game reads the win-rate of your delivery on a parent, a friend, or a boss.