CJP Balloon Pop
The absurd click commentary, and the friendly fire that counts it
The Pop and the Point
The cjp balloon pop is the commentary wrapped in the masher, the one the boards built the gif of, and the light version is the pop itself, the claim balloons that drift, the reds that are the overconfident claims and the greens that are the reasonable points, and the tap that pops the red and keeps the green, the mash that reads the board and the board that counts the mashing, the two that the card shows together, the done bro without the penalty and the done bro with it.
Read First
- The CJP Balloon Pop, Read Before You Pop - what the game is, why it ran through the boards, and the gap in the SERP the light pop page fills.
- The Friendly Balloon Problem - the greens that keep, the friendly fire that costs, and the reading of the board that the combo wants.
- The Mash, Read Before You Play - the seven steps of the run, from the opening read to the card that the numbers leave.
Play
Start the run - the timed board, the drifting claims, the combo that runs the done bro line, and the break count that the mashing keeps adding, the clean board that the pop is the answer on.
What the Card Shows
Three numbers read the run, the pop count that the mash makes, the break count that the mashing leaves, and the done mark that the clean board earns, the three that the card keeps side by side, because the pop is the answer and the answer is the pop, and the break is the count that says the answer was the mashing, the one the boards were built to show, the done bro, the person who kept the point.