Not Me Nan - Stats And What Your Imposter IQ Says About You
Reading your tell catch rate
What The Imposter IQ Measures
Your final number is the percentage of the twenty-four tells you caught across the eight rounds. A Not Me Nan run is a read on corner-to-corner scanning under a short clock - how many quiet objects you can notice before the five seconds die. It is not knowledge, it is the sweep: the loud tells are found by everyone, the quiet two are the gap.
Typical IQ Bands
- Below 50% - you tap the loud tell and stop; the quiet two die with the clock.
- 50 to 70% - you clear some rounds and lose the ones with two quiet tells close together.
- 70 to 90% - a steady corner-to-corner sweep; misses come only when two tells sit in the same corner.
- 90% and up - you scan the whole bed in under three seconds and the clock stops mattering.
How To Read Your Numbers
Step 1 - Note your IQ first; the catch rate is the headline.
Step 2 - Count how many of your misses were the quiet tells, not the tail.
Step 3 - If the miss is the muzzle, your scan stops at the loudest object.
Step 4 - Re-run and aim for the corners; the quiet tells cluster at the edges.
Step 5 - Track a best IQ across several sessions; it is the cleaner stat.
Step 6 - Compare with a friend back to back; the gap between two IQs is the joke.
Where Most Sweeps Stop
On the first hit. The tail is the loud tell and it is where the eye lands, and the players who stop there are the ones the clock is built to catch. The sweep that clears the round is the one that keeps moving after the first tap, toward the two quiet tells in the corners.