Ball Hog
Fill four pieces on the fit. Judge the gap between "casual" and "costs real".
Ball Hog is the look that reads casual but is loaded with rare designer pieces. Drop one piece into each slot, hit Judge, and get scored on rarity and contrast. End with your fit card.
Looks ordinary. Costs real money.
The trick: the more it reads "just gym clothes", the more the receipt hurts. That gap is the score.
About Ball Hog
Ball Hog is a fashion flex dressed up as doing nothing: wearing pieces that look like the most ordinary thing you own while every single one is a rare designer cut. Number Nines, archive runs, the kind of hoodie that passes for basic gear and then posts a price tag. It is the hypebeast deep end, only no one can tell.
How to Play
Drop one piece into each of the four slots - top, layer, bottom, shoes. Hit Judge. The page scores two things: rarity (how expensive the pieces actually are) and contrast (how unremarkable the fit looks on the face of it). High rarity plus high contrast is a true Ball Hog; everything basic is not.
The Card
Your rarity total, your contrast total, and your final Ball Hog rating - built for the "looks like a Tuesday, costs like a lease" caption.